| Opice = OH-pits-zeh |
Opus = OH-pus
(sorry about that 2nd sylable) |
| Opice is Czech meaning "monkey"
and worse. |
Opus is Latin meaning "work,"
which is bad enough. |
| Opice is arboreal,
but prefers the tv couch. |
Opus is aquatic, but
prefers the Sunday papers. |
| Opice only speaks thru his webmaster
(a.k.a. slave). |
Opus speaks for himself and his slave
(a.k.a. panelmaster). |
| Opice has never had
a nose-job. |
Opus has had both a
nose job and unjob renose... job. |
| Opice has no self-esteem issues unless
you count megalomania. |
Opus thought finding his mother would
solve his problems (note past tense). |
Both are
flightless, unpredictable, obsessive, caracatures who love classic Star
Trek tv and that boffo new film Secondhand
Lions. |
| Neither
are anatomically or politically correct, nor show any visible means of
support. Yet one might say they are userer friendly. |
| Opus has never heard of Monkey. |
Monkey has Opus's complete opus of literary
opuses. |
| Opus is loved and appreciated
by millions of readers worldwide. |
Monkey is appreciated
and loved by tens of world-wide-web surfers. |
| Opus has been known to wear a fruit covered
hat. |
Monkey is known to have fruit (and Carmen
Miranda tendancies). |
| Opus travels at warp
zillion speed. |
Monkey once hitched
a ride on a wheelchair. |
| Opus lives in a world populated by basselopes
and uppity roaches. |
Monkey lives in a world of lowly roachmotels
(but at least they have cable). |
| They regularly
defy their caregivers and go off on wild adventures at the drop of a (fruit
covered) hat. |
| Each costs
his chronicler hours of journalistic work recording their sudden, rapturous
exploits. |
| One has
attitude; the other neuroses, but it's a constant game of "you're
it!" as to which has what. |
