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It's
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Jumping
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Here's
how it works.
The Frog Jockey takes her/his entrant and dips it in warm water
to liven it up. Then (s)he gently drops the contestant on a lillie
pad circle. Both feet must be on the pad for a legal start.
Ready?
Go!
The
Jockey tries to launch the frog. The Jockey can jump, stomp, blow
air, shout, and try very hard to make a fool of him/herself, but
during the three
leaps that will be measured to win, it's hands off the amphibian--no
touching!
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Frog
Jockeys take their sport very seriously and they treat their jumpers
kindly.
Underneath
the stage is a quiet, cool, dark, "corral" with nice,
moist containers in which leapers rest awaiting the big moment.
"Did
I tell you?" Monkey asks, "It's traditional to kiss your
frog for good luck. Tongue is considered in bad taste, however."
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JUMP!
Carn sarn it; jump you addlepated answer for an amphibian!
But
sometimes a frog's not interested no matter what antics its wrangler
wrangles.
"There
was this lady," Opice recalls, "with a frog named Louie-Louie.
She tried to make it jump 10 times and every time it came her turn
to try again, that critter sat there like it was sunnin' itself
on a pond's lillie pad. Even the stage announcer thought it funny
and made a big deal, 'Ok everyone. You know the name!' and everyone
in the audience shouted Louie-Louie!"
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Mark Twain published The Celebrated Jumping Frog of Calaveras
County and Other Sketches in 1867.
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"Now,
if you're ready, set him alongside of Dan'l, with his fore-paws
just even with Dan'l, and I'll give the word." Then he says,
"One -- two -- three -- jump!" and him and the feller
touched up the frogs from behind, and the new frog hopped off, but
Dan'l give a heave, and hysted up his shoulders -- so -- like a
Frenchman, but it wan't no use -- he couldn't budge; he was planted
as solid as an anvil, and he couldn't no more stir than if he was
anchored out. Smiley was a good deal surprised, and he was disgusted
too, but he didn't have no idea what the matter was, of course.
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The
man with the cane isn't resting. He's marking the official spot
where the frog touched down after three leaps. A tape measure gets
strung from the center of the lillie pad "gate" to the
finish point.
The
biggest problem Frog Jockeys have is direction. Contestants have
a horrible tendencyNOT to jump in straight lines. Often
they'll triangulate right back to where they started the contest--and
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Smiley
he stood scratching his head and looking down at Dan'l a long time,
and at last he says, "I do wonder what in the nation that frog
throw'd off for -- I wonder if there an't something the matter with
him -- he 'pears to look mighty baggy, somehow." And he ketched
Dan'l by the nap of the neck, and lifted him up and says, "Why,
blame my cats, if he don't weigh five pound!" and turned him
upside down, and he belched out a double handful of shot. And then
he see how it was, and he was the maddest man -- he set the frog down
and took out after that feller, but he never ketched him... |
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In
case you're wondering what the record is... |
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