|   As 
        appointed to... 
             ...Monkey. Fine estabishments frequented 
        by his 
              apeness. Sort of a business directory, 
        kinda. 
      Entertainment 
        & Leisure 
             Diversions, recreation, relaxation... 
        Monkey's main 
             occupation and calling. 
       FOOD (glorious 
        food)! 
             Monkey always asks for, "More please." 
             (Sometimes he forgets the please part.) 
       Friends/Family/Famous 
        names-dropped 
             Name-dropping? Our Opice? U-bet! He also 
        has 
             family and friends who get mentioned. 
      Holidays 
             Opice celebrates 'em all. Don't 
        you?  | 
      House 
        & Garden 
             Things happening around Monkey's 
        home. Sometimes 
             he helps. Mostly he doesn't. 
      Misc. Mischief 
             Things that don't fit easily in 
        other categories, except 
             they're usually mischievious, of course. 
      Travel 
             Monkey wants to go, too. And he 
        needs to go now! 
             "Are we there yet?" Words to live 
        by. 
      Trouble! 
             It's not Opice's fault. Things 
        just happen when he's 
             around. He was only trying to help. 
      work? 
             The height of improbability [a 
        short list].  |