| 1 fish, 2 fish... Week351/1,000,???,000th 
        ComputerMuseum
 1/1000th gigabyte ComputerMuseum
 1/10th the skyline Sacramento
 10 megabyte disk drive ComputerMuseum
 1100101002 , 121104 
        , 6248 , 
        19416 , CK32 
        Week12
 1111110010110 ComputerMuseum
 120° angles FlutedRock
 15°C Airplane
 1819, 14 Feb. Emperor Norton born EmperorNorton-1
 1850, CA. becomes state Week34
 1860 Wells Fargo Building Week52
 1872, March 23rd Proclamation EmperorNorton-1
 1876 StoneHogan
 1880, January 8th Week51
 1863, October 5th Week51
 1950s ComputerMuseum
 1880, 8 Jan. Emperor Norton dies EmperorNorton-1
 1934 StoneHogan
 1940s tv HDTV
 1957 music samples
 1960s, mid- ComputerMuseum
 19th Century, mid- TheRez
 2001 (film/music) StarParty
 225,000,000 years ago Week24
 25% of obelisk Sacramento
 42 ComputerMuseum
 45 rpm record music 
        samples
 4701 (Chinese year) TheRez
 5¢ imaginary lemonade Week33
 5 watts Week56
 52" screen HDTV
 60°F (15°C) Airplane
 64k memory ComputerMuseum
 66.67% correct StarParty2
 8000 ft. el., greater than Airplane
 8086 ComputerMuseum
 8304 ft + Monkey elevation FlutedRock
 9.75 - 10 spires Sacramento
 adoration, unspeakable video HDTV
 adventure, dobrodruzstvi MotherLoadGold
 aeronautics Airplane
 "All Hail Monkey" Week54
 ancestor reverence (none) Week23
 analogue music converted to digital (MP1s) iPod, 
        music samples
 Anasazi tv ads(?) Week25
 animal "enrichment talks" Week54
 "animal potential movement" Week54
 anti-gravity Week55
 antique shops Week52
 antiques jeopardized Week18
 ape-aroo, stove ridin' Week22
 archaeological site TheRez
 archeologists (2 theories) Week20
 art:
 climbable 
        Week43
 fish 
        Week43
 Indigenous [modern/cutting-edge] Week19
 performance [woodsplitting] Week19
 poetry 
        Week34
 rock 
        (petroglyphs) Week24
 weaving 
        Week22
 artists (defined)
 artist's misconception Week43
 "astronama-thingy," furry pink StarParty2
 astronomy StarParty, 
        StarParty2
 Astroscan temptation StarParty2
 attitudes and attributes Week12
 audience (found) Airplane
 audio samples music 
        samples
 automotive airfoil sailing Week5
 aviape, aviator, aviatrix Airplane
 baby arch found Week24
 backpack, comfort of riding in FlutedRock
 backpack, original HUTR2005
 bakery doughhook wild ride Week4
 Balinese windchime temptation Week7
 Ban Roll-on Building / dome Sacramento
 barbed-wire rabbit sculpture, "ouch!" Week18
 barcode or tattoo? Week53
 barrel full of Monkey Week17
 barrel, hiding in Week22
 basalt FlutedRock
 base-16 numbers ComputerMuseum
 base 2 counting Week51
 baskets, Navajo Week22
 beanie wearer StarParty2
 bell, ringing antique phone Week56
 "Big Banana Ballet" (mentioned) Week11
 Big Bang StarParty2
 Big Blue (IBM) ComputerMuseum
 big boxes, Monkey loves 'em Week47
 Big Tomato, The Sacramento
 binary counting Week51
 binary numbers ComputerMuseum
 bird power Airplane
 Black 
        & White Photo Lab Week7, 
        Week15, Week31, 
        Week33, Week36, 
        Week40
 black light RadioActive!.htm, Week53
 blank, big: mind, screen HDTV
 blimp Airplane
 "blingbling," Native American Week22, 
        Week32
 boasting (about travel) Week11
 bolo challenged Week22
 bonus page (on Gold Tour) Sacramento
 borrow, lend, loan = pujcit MotherLoadGold
 boxes, big Monkey loves 'em Week47
 Bubble-light blingbling Week49
 buildings (see also by name) Sacramento
 bull jumping Week13
 Bullwinkle & Rocky (audio) That 
        Trick Never Works!
 busted! Week54
 California in the 60's EmperorNortonsGrave
 California, Northern Week11, Sacramento
 California quarter (25¢) ComputerMuseum
 cannon telescope StarParty2
 cans (see olive oil)
 captain's chair (Star Trek) Week48
 captains USS Enterprise Week48
 Carmen Miranda shenanigans Week11
 cedar chest diving Week52
 cemetary visit EmperorNortonsGrave
 Chain Monkey Week55
 chainsaw excitement! Week27, hoped 
        to rent Week46
 chandeliers, swinging from none Week55
 Chief's Blanket (Monkey Phase) HUTR2005
 Chistmas banner posting Week49
 Chistmas decorating theme Week50
 cigar is just a cigar Week51
 Civil War ambulance wagon Week23
 Clickity-clickity-clickity-chunk Week56
 climbing on CD / Stereo mixer Week3
 collecting
 collections Week26
 diamonds (maybe) Radio 
        Active!
 dust (library) Week26
 flower sack Week26
 gold (maybe) RadioActive!.htm
 olive oil cans Week26
 uranium or Vaseline glass RadioActive!, 
        Week53
 comet smashing Airplane, 
        StarParty, StarParty2
 computer:
 10 Megs & micro ComputerMuseum
 converted to "iPod" iPod, 
        music samples
 glossary ComputerMuseum
 harddrive iPod, 
        music samples, 
        ComputerMuseum
 speak or Czech? Week46
 types ComputerMuseum
 (Big Blue, 
        Cray, Easiac, Eniac, IBM-1620, IBM 360-40, ILLiac, Johnniac,
 "mainframe," 
        Neliac, palmtop, Ugliac, Univac)
 computing privacy (per Monkey's rules) ComputerMuseum
 confession(s)Week16 , Shocking 
        Pink
 converts analogue music to digital (MP1s) iPod, 
        music samples
 cookie jar diving for last cookie Week11
 cosmology StarParty2
 counting in base 2 Week51
 cowboy Week45
 cracking/hacking v-chip HDTV
 cradle-board Week22
 Cray Computer ComputerMuseum
 cubist turret Sacramento
 Cyber Chimp to the rescue Week38
 Curious George "on the Internet" Week30
 curtain rod, swinging from Week55
 [Czech] "Vole!" or [French] "Voilà!" Week47
 "Czech Power" cap Week50
 Czech or computer speak? Week46
 Czecho-Californian Week16, 
        Sacramento
 "Daisy, Daisy" as sung by HAL 9000 Week56
 Darth Vader Building Sacramento
 Ban Roll-on Building / dome Sacramento
 databases explained Week32
 day-dreaming of flying Airplane
 days, knottier MotherLoadGold
 Deep Impact StarParty, 
        StarParty2
 deerMonkey Week45
 dentist's chair ride Week46
 dentist's drill sound Week46
 diamonds (mentioned) Radio 
        Active!
 dirigible, endure Airplane
 disk drive: 10 megabyte, micro ComputerMuseum
 dobrodruzstvi adventure MotherLoadGold
 dollar for hitchhiking TheRez
 dome, Ban Roll-on Building Sacramento
 Don't Panic! Week25
 Drag Queen Empress Norton-1 EmperorNortonsGrave
 dragon skin FlutedRock
 dreaming of red orbs floating in the sky Week37
 driving van, wants to Week55
 Easiac Computer ComputerMuseum
 Elvis impersonation Week41
 email Spam, Doggerel, 
        Week10, (imaginary) Week44
 energy, saving Week56
 Eniac Computer ComputerMuseum
 "enrichment talks" (giraffe, hornbill, tiger) Week54
 epilogue Doggerel, StarParty2
 Ernestine Tomlin the Telephone Operator Week56
 Euros, Monkey conisders payment in Week17
 explaining history MotherLoadGold
 fake reindeer Week45
 fashion challenged Czech Week32
 a faulty unit (or 2) Week46
 faux / fake / fascinatin' Week43
 FAVORITE:
 2nd bestest book Week50
 actor (see Edward 
        Everett Horton)
 CD "I Am Woman" Week2
 daiquiri (banana Week1, 
        Week15)
 digital music iPod, 
        music samples
 Emperor (Emperor 
        Norton-1) 404Day, Week53, 
        (dies/grave) EmperorNortonsGrave
 flower smell (citrus blossoms) Week13, 
        (P.U. rose) EmperorNortonsGrave
 food (see FOOD!, 
        esp. bananas)
 food group: deep fat fried Week3
 iPod music iPod, 
        music samples
 mono LP "The Gang's All Here" 
        Week11
 National Historic Site Week21
 peronality (Carmen Miranda Week13 
        & Dolly Parton Week11)
 restaurant (see FOOD!: 
        Little Prague Bohemian 
        Restaurant)
 planet Pluto (well, 7th fave) Week10
 star of stage and screen Week49
 Tech-TV host (Foo) Week10
 fetal position Week43
 fetishes (as in carvings) Week22
 fiddles with knob to fix "clocks" Week50
 "Finders keepers!" Airplane
 fire engine (see fire truck)
 firefighter Monkey Week50, Week51
 firehelmet, wearing Week50, Week51
 fire-hose (nozzel is just a cigar) Week51
 firehouse Week50, Week51
 fire truck
 climbing on Week50
 comes out of firehouse Week50
 driving Week51
 grand theft Week51
 injured--not Week51
 pretending to drive Week51
 riding on Week50
 stealing Week50
 first 45 rpm record bought iPod, 
        music samples
 fish:
 attacked by Week43
 bitten by Week43
 Chinook Salmon Week42, 
        Week43
 eggs Week43
 fake flounder Week43
 flock Week43
 guts Week44
 killer Week43
 ladder Week42, (alleged) Week43
 plush Week54
 rides Week43
 row Week43
 secret Week44
 shark Week43
 splashed by Week43
 spawning Week42, 
        Week43, Week44
 spotting Week43
 Steelhead Trout Week42, 
        Week43
 steps vs ladder Week43
 swarm Week43
 trout, giant ape sized Week43
 watcher(s) Week42, 
        Week43
 weir Week42, 
        Week43
 why we don't walk on them Week43
 wild salmon (sculpture) ride Week43
 flagpole Sacramento
 floppy disk recycling (into Enterprise) Week48, 
        ComputerMuseum
 floppy disks 728, 1.44, 8", 5.25", 3.5" ComputerMuseum
 flower arranging Week14
 flower sack collection Week26
 fly (day-dream) Airplane
 fly over the rainbown (hope) Week24
 "Foo Fan" (see Friends: Dan "Foo")
 forbearance, SureWest's HDTV
 The Force (is with him) Week14
 forest, urban Sacramento
 found cellphone-radio Week47
 fountain with goldfish Week35
 framed - He was! Week44
 [French] "Voilà!" or "Vole!" [ Czech] Week47
 frijoles (gas) Week20
 furry pink astronama-thingy StarParty2
 Gauges galore Week51
 ghoti Week14
 giddyup! Week45
 gigabyte ComputerMuseum
 giraffes bow Week53
 gleeful giggle Week49
 glossary, computer ComputerMuseum
 gold! MotherLoadGold
 gold? prospecting Week52, 
        MotherLoadGold
 golddigers Week52
 gold digging MotherLoadGold
 goldfish, counting, feeding, swimming Week35
 Good Eats (It's 
        all about food!) Week15
 Gorilla foto-Op Art Week15
 guide, tour California MotherLoadGold
 hacking v-chip HDTV
 hanging from shower curtain rod Week55
 harddrive converted to "iPod" iPod, 
        music samples
 Harley Davidson motorcycle Week27
 head thru hole in wall Week54
 helping Week32, Week44, StarParty2
 hexadecimal (base-16) numbers ComputerMuseum
 hexigonal posts FlutedRock
 hides in "habitat" Week43
 history (see also specific topic) Week23, 
        Week30, Week51, 
        Week52,
 Code 
        Talkers
 explaining MotherLoadGold
 Lillie 
        Coit 5
 MotherLoadGold
 hitchhiking in Navajolands TheRez
 hogan-go-round Week23
 hole discovered in museum wall Week19
 Hollywood Monkey Week44
 hook-and-ladder Week50, Week51
 horsepower Airplane
 hot tub (mentioned) Week26, (like 
        a snow monkey) Week45
 houseplant climbing Week8
 howler monkey, laughing like Week54
 hugs/hugging Week37, Week44, HUTR2005
 I/O (inpur/ourpur) ComputerMuseum
 iac ComputerMuseum
 IBM-1620 IBM 360-40 ComputerMuseum
 "I came, I saw, I did a little shopping." (Veni, vidi, Visa.) 
        Week51
 "I'm all." (mantra) FlutedRock
 ILLiac Computer ComputerMuseum
 insecure virutal network Week44
 instrument, delicate expensive scientific StarParty2
 internet:
 fame Week44
 insecure virutal network Week44
 plush online community Week44
 user's group Week44
 webring Week44
 website design Week17
 "Intersellar Propeller" beanie StarParty2
 ivac ComputerMuseum
 jewelry: bolo, red coral, turquoise, sillver Week22, 
        Week32
 Johnniac Computer ComputerMuseum
 Kiss of O'Keeffe Week19
 knottier days MotherLoadGold
 lava core FlutedRock
 ladders are fun! Week20
 laughing like a howler monkey Week54
 learned science from StarParty2
 learning by posing (not listening) Week52
 lemon meringue pie Week20
 lemonade stand, 5¢ imaginary Week33
 lend, loan, borrow = pujcit MotherLoadGold
 licensed beanie wearer StarParty2
 lift (from prop-wash) Airplane
 light speed StarParty2
 "liner notes" music 
        samples
 "liquid bread" (beer) Week16
 loan, borrow, lend = pujcit MotherLoadGold
 looking for that which he's not supposed to find Week41
 looking taller (in red shoes) Week34
 lost & found Week47
 loveable Monkey Week19, HUTR2005
 lunar calendar Week44
 lunch (pay for him) MotherLoadGold
 machete master Week10
 "Mafia threat" / Martha Stewardization of Monkey Week2
 magnet used to hang from shower curtain rod Week55
 magnetic mirrors Week55
 magnetism Week55
 magneto, telephone Week56
 mainframe computers ComputerMuseum
 mail Week46
 mannequin, Lydia Week53
 mascot from "Northern Exposure" met Week53
 master disappearer Week22
 mechanical telephone switcher Week56
 megabyte ComputerMuseum
 memento, grave EmperorNortonsGrave
 metal, precious MotherLoadGold
 "micro-arch" / baby arch Week24
 micro computer drive ComputerMuseum
 mind, big blank HDTV
 "Mine over matter" -- "If it matters, it's mine!" 
        Week46, (implied) Week47
 mitt obscures aperture StarParty2
 money "earning" MotherLoadGold
 Monkey for Mayor Week7
 Monkey in SPAAAAaaaace! StarParty2
 Monkey intervention(s) Week31
 Monkey's Motto MotherLoadGold
 monkey-uncle Week44, MotherLoadGold
 Monkman StarParty2
 "moon 
        units" Week44
 moose head Week53
 Mother Lode found Week52
 Mother Lode, gateway (Sacramento) Sacramento
 motion blur Week51
 motor cycle Week27
 motto: Monkey sees "don't," and does Week20
 Motto, Monkey's MotherLoadGold
 moving roof! StarParty2
 MP1s iPod, 
        music samples
 music converted to MP1s iPod, 
        music samples
 music 
        samples
 napping on HDTV stand HDTV
 napping on Trading Post rugs Week22
 National Check-out-Line NewsRag Week25
 Native American Arts & Crafts Week32
 Navajo rugs Week22, 
        Week32
 Neliac Computer ComputerMuseum
 Neon signs Week15
 New Age faith in thingies Week5
 News Flash! (political activism) 
        Week14
 nezbedník means "good" to Monkey 
        Week45
 "nickel up economics" Week33
 night falling StarParty2
 noise! Week26
 Non-animated sequence of event Week49
 Oakland Bay Bridge's namesake Week51,  
        Emperor Norton-1
 observatory StarParty2
 Ogres (2 types) TheRez
 Old-Man-of-the-Forest (orangutan) Week54
 olive oil can collection Week26
 oneness with Fluted Rock FlutedRock
 onion layers (per Ogres) TheRez
 "Oooops!" StarParty2
 open Xmas gifts night before night before? Week49
 "Opice-Kenobi" Week14
 Opice-lympics Week33, Week34
 opposable thumbs Week50
 opposable toes iPod
 orangutan hiding under blankie Week54
 ornaMENTAL decorating theme Week50
 ornaMENTALism Week50
 O.S. (operating system) ComputerMuseum
 others pay for lunch, gasoline MotherLoadGold
 palindrome(s) Week34
 palmtop ComputerMuseum
 papertape / punchcards ComputerMuseum
 PARTY!
 Czech Republic joins European Union Week15
 password, lame HDTV
 peeps over gate Week19
 petroglyphs, shows how-to make Week24
 philosophies:
 finders keepers Week47
 graffiti is vandalism! Week24
 hammer, use bigger Week46
 hates peeps Week13
 "I didn't do it." Week27
 leave nothing but footprints Week24, 
        MyArch
 lost & found Week47
 "Mine," theory of possession Week46, 
        Week47
 spelling wrong, Monkey right Week14
 planets, Pluto & Sedna are! Week10
 power of the word: MINE Week47
 sees "don't," and does Week20
 take nothing but pictures, unless... Week24
 theory of possession: "Mine" Week46, 
        Week47
 pier-to-pier music 
        samples
 pilfering memento from Emperor's grave EmperorNortonsGrave
 pink, furry astronama-thingy StarParty2
 pipe cleaner, furry Week47
 plaid plates Week51
 plastic fantastic jockey Week45
 PlayApe Channel surfing Week9
 playing in giant pot with giant spoon Week3
 political activism Week14
 poetry
 banana Week15
 collected 
        works
 Burma-Shave
 doggerel 
        Week34, ComputerMuseum, 
        FlutedRock, StarParty2
 guerilla
 reading Week34
 types
 writing 
        Week34
 pooka (giant black invisible rabbit) Week18
 portable holes Week47
 posing for press (fotos) Week34
 post story story StarParty2
 posts, hexigonal FlutedRock
 potatoes, small Sacramento
 potlatch Week49
 pottery, Puebloan Week18
 power of Czech Week49
 power of positive thinking, believes in Week46
 precious metal MotherLoadGold
 prehensile Week50
 pretends to be Ernestine the Telephone Operator Week56
 primate busts (plus plush) Week54
 proboscis sized schnozzola Week12
 prop(eller)-plane Airplane
 "Propeller, Interstellar" beanie wearer StarParty2
 prop-wash Airplane
 prospecting Week52
 pseudo-pod iPod, 
        music samples
 pujcit = borrow, lend, loan MotherLoadGold
 punchcards / papertape ComputerMuseum
 quarter, California (25¢) ComputerMuseum
 rack, on the Week51
 rainbow Week44
 recliner, lether plastic wrapped Week46
 record, first 45 rpm bought music 
        samples
 red, it's (must be his) Airplane, 
        StarParty2
 redheads, naturally Week41
 reindeer feeding Week45
 reindeer riding Week45
 "Relax-o-lounger" chair ride Week46
 retrire? not! Week56
 riddle Week36
 Ring-the-Bell carnival strength tester, cownival game, or art? Week18
 ringing antique phone bell Week56
 ringy-dingies Week56
 Risdon Iron Works Water Motor Week52
 risktaking = artist = poet
 river dredger Week52
 Rocky & Bullwinkle (audio) That 
        Trick Never Works!
 roll-over image explained (sorta) Week21
 roof moves! StarParty2
 Ruby Red Flats vs. Ruby Red Slippers Week44
 rug testing Week22
 samples of music music 
        samples
 saves energy Week56
 "Sawad-Dee" (welcome in Thai) Week35
 "scabanana nut sandwich" [peanut butter/banana] Week20
 schnook Week39
 schnozz (see proboscis
 scientific instrument, delicate expensive StarParty2
 score Monkey's performance 
        Week33
 score your performance Week33
 scratchin' music music 
        samples
 screen, big blank HDTV
 sea-level Monkey (not sea-monkey) FlutedRock
 sea-monkey, not FlutedRock
 secret hideout Week30
 self-actualization for animals Week54
 self-celebratory behavior Week33
 self-help seminar for animals Week54
 seminar for giraffe, hornbill, &/or tiger Week54
 shoes:
 shoes, red Week34
 ruby red Week44
 sensible Week44
 shopping
 frenzy Week52
 gene Week51
 thrift store(s) Week51
 yard sale Week34
 shower curtain rod, hanging from Week55
 showing-off MotherLoadGold
 sidewalk-supervisor Week46
 singing "Tiptoe, thru the Tulips..." Week13
 siphoning gasoline Week38
 sizing Monkey up Week54
 sleep testing Navajo rugs Week32
 smelling stinky plants Week31
 snail mail Week46
 snow, hydro- thermal- physical- etc- dynamics of Week55
 soda jerk (sorta) Week35
 solar days Week44
 space station StarParty2
 speaking a foreign language (inferred) Week46
 spires Sacramento
 spitting (for the dentist) Week46
 square root of (-1) Week44
 squash blossom necklace Week32
 squint StarParty2
 stagecoach (mentioned) Week52
 Starparty StarParty, 
        StarParty2
 stars StarParty, 
        StarParty2
 stealing rose from Emperor's grave EmperorNortonsGrave
 sticky mitts Week22
 story, post story StarParty2
 story, true except Week46, Week47
 stove ridin' ape-aroo Week22
 sub-woofer Week53
 "Sunday Morning in the Mines" painting Week16
 super-cooled conductors Week55
 super magnet used to hang from shower curtain rod Week55
 sweat lodge tested Week26
 swimming with the fishy Week54
 swimmingpool hijinks imaginary Week33
 switcher mechanical telephone Week56
 tattoo(ed lady) Week53
 telephone magneto Week56
 telephone switcher, mechanical Week56
 telescopes StarParty, 
        StarParty2
 tests watershed at Continental Divide Week21
 thingy, furry pink astronama- StarParty2
 thrift emporium Week51
 time-tripping ComputerMuseum
 tips, big MotherLoadGold
 tjuzs(ing) /
  Week14 Tomato, The Big Sacramento
 torn digital foto Week25
 “tour guide” California MotherLoadGold
 tourist dude Week54
 toys
 expensive StarParty2
 hydraulic Week52
 neighbor's Week7
 plush Week23
 Treasure! (Emperor Norton's) EmperorNortonsGrave
 true confession Week16
 turret, cubist Sacramento
 Ugliac Computer ComputerMuseum
 ultra-violet (black) light Radio 
        Active!, Week53
 uncle, monkey Week44, MotherLoadGold
 Univac Computer ComputerMuseum
 unspeakable acts of video adoration HDTV
 upside-down inscription StoneHogan
 urban forest Sacramento
 v-chip HDTV
 vampires Week41
 van, wants to drive Week55
 Veni, vidi, Visa. (I came, I saw, I did a little shopping.) Week51
 video adoration, unspeakable acts of HDTV
 video watching HDTV
 virutal network Week44
 vision on grandeur, holiday Week49
 "Voilà!" [French] or "Vole!" [ Czech] Week47
 voodoo [economics] Week33
 waiting fo HDTV HDTV
 watching HDTV HDTV
 wears "Intersellar Propeller" beanie StarParty2
 weather, perfect for a graveyard visit EmperorNortonsGrave
 (mis)weaving Navajo rug Week22
 weighs self with baker's scale Week4
 welcoming diners ("Sawad-Dee") Week35
 what UFO? Week6
 wheel in space StarParty2
 whose equipment's bigger? Week10
 wing(nut) Airplane
 wishing upon a star (see Names: Miss Piggy) Week49
 wood chipper noise Week27
 "Wowww!" StarParty2
 X-Files, The Week12
 Xmas tree needs Week45
 yard sale shopping (Libby's) Week34
 yarn (made/died) HUTR2005
 "Year of the ..." Week53
 Year 
        of the Chicken (a.k.a. Rooster) Credits, 
        Week44, Week51, 
        Week53
 Year of the Rabbit (inferred) Week53
 
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