A Year in the Life
of a Czech Plush Monkey. |
Week 29: 1 - 7 August 2004 |
Sunday, 1st What's Monkey hiding? You know he's always up to something silly. Today he's hiding some tasty treats and he wants you to play a game: Find My Favorite Food! If you can find his favorite food hidden behind him, he'll show you how he grows it! (165k file) Here's how to play: |
Monday, 2nd "Hello, Václav! You won my Find My Favorite Food game!" Kdo volá? ["Who's calling?" Václav asks nervously because he knows that voice.] "It's me, Monkey. I'm calling to congratulate Václav." Není tady. [Václav says, "He's not here."] "When Václav comes home will you tell him he won my game and Happy Birthday, please? I bought him a very nice gift." Ok, I'll tell him when he comes home. What did you buy me? I mean him. |
Tuesday, 3rd This is Václav's castle, honest! |
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This
is the birthday present Opice bought his friend. This digital picture
posted on the internet. Monkey is exceedingly generous, but penuriously cheap. |
Wednesday, 4th Václav is also very generous. He liked playing Monkey's game so little (not to mention the digital picture which he can't use) that he bought Opice a new food to try: artichokes. "Ouch!" Opice complains touching an artichoke thorn. "They're like thistles. Do they taste good? I hope so cuz they're big! How do I peal and cook them?" |
Thursday, 5th Time to start cookin'! Tomorrow is David's birthday and Monkey wants to make a special dinner (with no artichokes). Step #1: heat the wok. |
Friday, 6th Monkey serves splenda home made ice-cream and carrot cake baked from scratch. He's not a very good cake decorator--but all the guests said everything tasted good. By the way, he doesn't mean "splendid home made," he does mean "Splenda." Monkey's friends are on low carb diets. |
Saturday, 7th: Day 200! Opice calls a breakfast staff meeting on the 200th day of his year. He thanks his webslave saying what a good job has been done to date, complimenting him on the attention to detail and professionalism. "But..." Uh-oh. Everyone knows when the boss
says how great you are, BUT... [Remember, The Year of the Monkey runs from 22 Jan 2004 - 9 Feb 2005!] |