A Year in the Life
of a Czech Plush Monkey. |
Week 33: Aug. 29 - 4 Sep. 2004 |
Opice-lympics week! |
Sunday, 29th Monkey heard that there's going to be an Olympics and wants to enter.(I don't know how he found out. He never reads the newspaper. Besides, the games were last week.) Anyway, he needs to raise money to pay entry fees. Therefore, he set up a lemonade stand in front of Black & White Photo's going out of biz yardsale. Since he doesn't have any lemons, he decides to give each customer a 5¢ piece with their empty cup. He calls this "nickel up economics." I think it's voodoo. |
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Satisfied customers No carbs, |
1 September, Wednesday Opice has one of his brilliantly unbelievable ideas. He will enter the Synchronized Swimming Singles competition! |
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Click picture above to judge his routine. (200k file) |
Thursday, 2nd All that synchronized dance-swimming was too much work. Time for some silly fun with nephew Vášek before tomorrow's Gold Medal competition: DUMPSTER DIVING! |
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Friday, 3rd As you know, these are the Opice-lympics and he always wins a Gold Medal in Dumpster Diving. This year he's added a game for spectators to play during his competition. Monkey modestly calls it: Spot Monkey! (235k file) |
Saturday, 4th Once again Monkey proves, every dumpster contains a treasure. |