A Year in the Life
of a Czech Plush Monkey. |
Week 26: 11
- 17 July 2004 |
Time
to head home, Monkey. |
Sunday, 11th We're driving back to Ed's house when Monkey spots something unusual beside the road. He wants to know what it is. Can you guess? It's an old sweat lodge. The rocks were heated in a fire before going inside the wood hut to make it hot. |
Monkey examines it closely. "No one's home. I'm going to try it. "It's so hot today, it |
"Ok, now what do I do?" I explain that generally he should get better--sweat lodges are for healing. |
"You're right!" he declares to my surprise. (He never admits I'm right about anything.) "I feel terrific. These things are great. Let's build one in the back yard when we get home. It'll be perfect next to the hottub." |
Monday, 12th Monkey always wants his picture taken with something sticking out of his head, e.g. the Eiffel Tower, a redwood tree, Sydney Opera House... This time it's a dry wash leading off toward Black Mesa at the horizon. Click! Ok, time to fly home to California, plush buddy. |
Tuesday, 13th Monkey's gotta bad surprise to share. You know that beautiful view he showed you yesterday? The gorgeous open landscape? Clean blue sky with fleecy clouds floating above the far off mesa? This is so sad Opice hardly knows how to tell you. Guess it's best to let the pictures speak the words too hard to say. |
Monkey's a mischievous knave, but he's also very sensitive. Litter hurts his feelings and trashing a beautiful place like this is unbearable for him. |
Wednesday, 14th |
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Well I'll be. There doesn't seem to be any bad situation Opice can't make happier. He was scowling at the filth people threw over the edge when darned if he didn't find a treasure in the trash. "Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy: a Blue Bird flour sack!" He quickly climbed down and grabbed it. That made a 2-fer, by the way. Not only does Monkey get to add to his flour sack collection; but he wins points for picking up litter. What a champion chimp! |
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What? Here's a picture of the first flour sack he got. It's framed and proudly displayed in his (Central Valley) kitchen. |
Thursday, 15th What are those things? Are they...? They are! Old cans, Opice collects olive oil cans. This is about a quarter of what he's gathered over the years. |
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Every room in Monkey's house collects something. For example, his library collects dust. |
Friday, 16th Monkey's remote control never gets dusty. Now that he's home, he thinks it's time to catch up on all his favorite programs. But what about the housework? |
But we need to vacuum. There's laundry to do, lawn to mow, webpages to design, and the car needs washing. Monkey? Hello? He sure is good at hearing no evil. |
Saturday, 17th KRRAAAKK-Crash! RUMBLERumblerumble What in the world?! I rush from the computer room into the kitchen and cast about. Everything's okay in here, except... Where's Monkey?! He was supposed to be in here having a banana snack. Then I think: Big bad noise |