A Year in the Life
of a Czech Plush Monkey. |
Week 38: 3 - 9 Oct. 2004 |
Sunday, 3rd STEP 4 |
Monday, 4th STEP 5?! Opice offers to siphon the gas. Václav wants to know why Monkey knows how to do that "trick." |
Tuesday, 5th STEP 6 (Václav threatens to grease Monkey if he calls him grease monkey one more time!) |
Wednesday, 6th STEP 7 "The car got a tire stuck underneath it!" |
Thursday, 7th ERROR: 289FKE94I-U47764432IOJFDSJLD-04P43 Your Monkey has committed an illegal operation, a Protection Fault, and several System Errors (unbuffered). Complimentary BlueScreen-of-Death.
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Friday, 8th Do bad things really happen in threes? The hailstorm broke Opice's shade cloth; then his car got a bad case of hiccups (removing the spare tire has not fixed it). And yesterday something trashed Monkey's computer. KIDS: do not let your parents monkey with your computer! Consult a professional Geek when you have technical problems. Or... call Cyber Chimp! |
Saturday, 9th One quick look and Monkey realizes he has to get the computer on its side. He pushes it over [OUCH!] and climbs in. I hope he remembered to turn it off first. |