"Everything you put in or on your body that's not still in a factory sealed can or jar. That includes food, medications, toothpaste, vitamins, lotions, and everything else, except for silverware and like that."

"Even if I know I'm not supposed to put it in my mouth?"

It was the first time anyone ever asked the Exterminator that, but he'd sized Opice up as no average customer, "Yes, especially in your case. As well as any plants, animals, pets, or children."

This last advice worried Monkey. Martin Yan gave him a Pet Wok a long time ago, and he wasn't sure if he could find where he put it.

The Fumigator gave Opice a packet of info, "This includes a check-list to help you."

Monkey felt better. He likes everything Czech, of course."

Curser below to help Monkey
find his Pet Wok.

First Monkey took the houseplants outside. "It's a good thing we don't have kids," he thought. "They're much harder to catch."

Then he began boxing-up all the food, spices, and cooking condiments in the kitchen. He took the boxes out to the garage. Fortunately, he has a refrigerator out there, because he had to empty the house's frig and freezer, too.

Then he had to tackle the pantry. Suddenly he realized the MAGNITUDE of the job ahead of him.

"Oh my gawd," he whined. "And I haven't even started on the bathrooms. This is a lot more work than I thought.